Note: This story was amended on 02/10/11, hopefully for the better. Principally, I excised the majority of the underlying theme of sex, as I believe it obscured the narrative focus.
Noah was nine when he chose his career. He remembered the day vividly. The weather was humid and his teacher had a ridiculous beard. They called him The Beard.
Noah was nine when he chose his career. He remembered the day vividly. The weather was humid and his teacher had a ridiculous beard. They called him The Beard.
“Let me tell you what you can do with your lives,” said The Beard. It paused for inspirational effect. “Anything you want!”
The classroom of children stared at it.
“I mean it!” The Beard continued. “Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! Don't let anyone hold you back! You can achieve whatever you want to achieve!”
The Beard looked around the room, clearly underwhelmed by the response. It sighed in frustration, then clicked its fingers together.
“I know!” it said. “Imagine this. Imagine you happen to rub a lamp one day and a genie appears. Imagine that the genie says that if you tell him what you want to be when you grow up, he'll make sure it happens. Now, what do you say?”
Noah had been staring at the ceiling, his thoughts drifting amongst the swirls of white paint above his head, but now his focus was suddenly on The Beard. He raised his hand.
“Yes! Noah! What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Noah smiled widely. “I want to be a genie,” he said.
Twenty-five years later...
It was winter and the air was bitterly cold. Terrence pulled his scarf more tightly around him, squinting at the feeble rays of sunlight that filtered through the cloudy canopy. He shuffled slowly down his garden path, shovelling snow in all directions, acutely aware that he was getting too old for such exertions. At length, he stopped to catch his breath, leaning heavily on his spade, listening to his straining heart. His doctor had warned him against manual labour but he was past caring. Sighing tiredly, he thrust his spade back into the snow, and was greeted with the sudden clang of metal.
To his surprise, there was an old, brass lamp lying on the crazy paving.
Gritting his teeth against the pain of such an almighty effort, he bent over to pick it up. His legs buckled beneath him and he keeled over into the freezing snow.
“Bother,” he said simply. He scrambled to his knees, wincing with pain and cold. Free from its icy resting place, the lamp felt surprisingly warm in his grasp. He rubbed his hands against it, choking in sudden confusion as billows of smoke surrounded him.
He was still kneeling when the smoke cleared and he found a figure standing in front of him, floating above the ground. The figure was tall and slim, with a trim, brown beard. He was wearing bizarrely unsuitable satin clothes and sported a large turban on his head.
“Good morning, Master!” the figure cried, throwing his hands into the air elaborately. “I have come to grant you three wishes! Terms and Conditions apply!”
Terrence rubbed his eyes as he staggered to his feet, gazing in bemusement at the man in front of him.
“How are you doing that?” he asked in astonishment.
“I am sorry!” the figure said, with confusing enthusiasm. “All requests must be phrased in the form 'I wish that' followed by the customer's desired wish!”
Terrence shook his head, wondering if he was dreaming or just suffering hallucinations from lunch.
“I...I'm sorry,” he said, eventually. “I don't really understand...who are you?”
The figure gritted his teeth together, his beaming smile faltering. “Seriously?” he asked the old man. “You don't know what I am?”
“Sorry,” said Terrence again, cautiously backing towards his house.
The figure floated to the ground. “Great,” he said, exhaling slowly. “I suppose I better recite all the Terms and Conditions to you.”
“Terms and Conditions of what?” asked Terrence, who was wondering how he could surreptitiously phone the police.
The figure coughed, drew himself up to his full height, and adjusted his turban and smile.
“My name is Noah Archer and I am your Wish Architect!” he said. “I have come to grant you three wishes! Terms and Conditions apply!”
“You've come to grant me wishes?” repeated Terrence suspiciously.
“Indeed I have, sir! You are my new master!”
“You're telling me that you're a genie?”
Noah's smile became somewhat fixed. “We prefer the term 'Wish Architects', if you don't mind.”
“Wait, you're a genie?!”
Noah sighed. “Yes, if that helps.”
“So you can grant me whatever I want?”
“Terms and Conditions apply, master! Perhaps we could discuss this further inside?”
The old man nodded slowly. “All right then. I suppose you must be cold, wearing those clothes.”
Noah chuckled grimly. “You have no idea.”
Terrence sat in his most comfortable chair, feeling a great deal warmer and safer. His genie had perched himself on the sofa, looking far from relaxed.
“Tea?” asked Terrence, motioning to the teapot and cups on the coffee table in front of him.
“Oh, yes, thank you,” said Noah, leaning over and pouring out a cup of the thick, brown brew. He flinched at the steam and then quickly grabbed his slipping turban.
“You're not blue,” said Terrence quietly while Noah was sipping from his cup.
The genie smiled wryly. “Indeed, this has been pointed out to me by over sixty-seven percent of all my customers. In fact, practically the only place where a Wish Architect has ever been depicted as blue is in Disney's version of Aladdin.” He took another sip from his strangely thick tea and continued. “I never cease to be surprised at how ignorant our customers remain of our profession, and how much they rely on myth and superstition, despite the ready availability of the facts.”
“I'm sorry,” offered Terrence.
“That is quite all right, master,” sighed Noah. “Now, if we could address the matter of the wishes. Regarding the Terms and Conditions, you will no doubt be unsurprised that you are unable to wish for more wishes, due to your familiarity with the aforementioned cartoon.”
Terrence noticed a brief look of disdain on his genie's tired visage, but said nothing.
“You will also, logically, be unable to wish to be allowed to wish for more wishes, per the Millennium Amendments. Quite a fiasco we had before they were introduced.
On the matter of determinism, you are strictly unable to directly alter another person's free will, and strongly discouraged from attempting to indirectly manipulate the same. Exact classifications and guidelines on the nature of the terms direct and free will can be found on our website. Ambiguous and impersonal wishes, especially regarding obvious, grandiose acts of philanthropy, are unlikely to be processed and will, at the very least, require clarification to your Wish Architect, namely me, as to the precise nature of their intent and effect on your life.”
“What does that mean?” asked Terrence.
“It means that these wishes are primarily for you and your loved ones, and it is not in our mandate to cure all cancer or rid the world of poverty. Now where was I? Ah, yes. Ignorance. Ignorance of our rules is not an excuse although we are encouraged to apply leniency. As such, I will inform you if your wishes breach our Terms and Conditions, although repeated failure to comply may result in suspension of access to your Wish Architect, namely me.
Please note that, in association with Greenpeace, we are currently running a special deal for wishes that involve whales, the exact details of which may be found on our website, although note, as previously mentioned, that such wishes should relate to you personally. ”
Noah paused, and looked straight at his new master. “One more thing – and this is just for you, master – please note that if you wish to be made a prince, I shall in fact turn you into a prince, rather than simply dress you up in fancy clothes and force you to lie to the princess.”
“I see,” Terrence said. “You really don't like that film, do you?”
“It has a lot to answer for,” Noah muttered, and continued drinking his tea.
“One more thing about it though,” said Terrence. “The very last thing!” he added quickly, as Noah looked at him darkly. “At the end, Aladdin wishes that the genie would be freed. Would you like me to do that for you?”
Noah stared at him incredulously. “Don't be ridiculous,” he said, adjusting his turban once more. “Why would I want to lose my job?”
“He doesn't want anything!” Noah exclaimed, in horror. He was sitting in a small café across the road from WArchitect Regional Headquarters, downing the dregs of his tea. He stared despairingly out of the large bay windows, watching the traffic become gridlocked in the chaos of ice and mud. An involuntary shiver ran down his spine. On the other side of the small table, his friend Lucy watched him, her forehead creased with worry.
“Are you sure you're ok, Noah? If you’re cold, you should really at least change your clothes.”
“The uniform machine's empty. I think Harry's been stealing the shirts again.”
“You could put on some normal clothes,” Lucy said, under her breath.
“That's crazy talk!” Noah replied, with mock indignation. “Who wouldn't want to spend their life wearing satin pyjamas?”
Lucy giggled and swept her long, brown hair out of her eyes.
Noah pointed at her. “See, now, if you were wearing your turban, you wouldn't have that problem.”
He watched as Lucy laughed, her smile effortlessly clearing away the clouds in his mind. He smiled back, then realised he was staring and turned quickly away to scratch his beard.
“I remember some time ago, when I first became an architect,” Lucy said, studiously ignoring his embarrassment. “I was young, naive, and sincerely enthusiastic!”
“Like that crazed genie in Aladdin,” Noah commented.
“I remember I used to actually wear my turban off-duty,” Lucy said dryly. “That was before I realised they just make us look like idiots.”
“Oh, I don't know,” said Noah. “I think yours is quite fetching.”
She poked him affectionately on the nose. “Shut up, you. Anyway, we better get back to WA.”
They stood outside on the pavement, wrapped up tightly in their overcoats, holding their turbans and waiting impatiently for a gap in the traffic.
“As I was saying,” shouted Noah, above the noise. “My client doesn't want anything! Not even sex! I'm going to be stuck with him forever!”
“What about his family?” Lucy shouted back.
“That's just the problem! He has no family, no friends. He's old and he's past caring about life. What on earth am I supposed to do?”
“Can't you just persuade him to wish for new slippers or something?” Lucy asked.
“Well that's the other problem!” Noah replied. “He says he doesn't want to waste his wishes. He wants to wait until he can find a good use for them. Why do I always end up with the difficult ones? Why can't I find someone I can actually help?”
“I told you the time limits weren't strict enough,” Lucy said. “You could always lie and tell him he only has a couple of days to use his wishes.”
Noah exhaled and shook his head. “Too risky,” he said. “I'm already on probation.” He paused. “Is that you beeping?”
Lucy glanced down at the pager on her waist and let out a cry of frustration.
For god's sake!” she shouted. “You think you've got problems? My client's actually going senile. She keeps polishing my damn lamp for no reason! Seriously, most of the times I appear, she seems to have forgotten all about me. Anyway, I better get in there.”
She kissed him on the cheek, jammed her turban over her hair and vanished in a cloud of smoke.
Noah stood by himself, surveying the traffic, as the wind whipped viciously around him. The sensation of Lucy's lips lingered on his cheek. He scratched his beard, closed his eyes and listened to the maelstrom outside his head. As the honking and yelling grew ever louder, he imagined crawling inside his lamp, where it was dark and quiet and safe. Like a womb, he thought to himself.
Early the next day, Noah was sitting in his cubicle, filling in endless reams of paperwork, when his phone rang.
“This is Noah,” he said, suppressing a yawn.
“Good morning,” said the automated message. “This is Information Services. Are you currently attached to the client Terrence Willoughby?”
“I believe so,” Noah said.
“Please answer yes or no,” said the machine.
“Yes,” said Noah, closing his eyes and massaging his forehead with his fingers.
“You are to be informed that your client was found dead this morning in his garden. It is believed he suffered a heart attack from falling over whilst shovelling snow.”
Noah's eyes snapped open as the machine continued.
“You are advised to remain patient while your services are transferred to the succeeding client. Have a nice day, sir.”
“Wait!” shouted Noah.
“This module has no more information,” came the mechanical reply. “Have a nice day, sir.”
“He has no family or friends!” said Noah. “It could be ages until the lamp is found! What am I supposed to do?”
“This module has no more information. Have a nice day, sir.”
“Can I speak to someone else, please?”
“This module has no mor --”
Noah slammed the phone back on its hook and resumed massaging his head.
“Why do you want to become a genie?” asked Noah's teacher, when it was just the two of them in the classroom.
Noah stared at the colossal brown beard, wild and untamed, which exploded from his teacher's chin. He shrugged.
“I dunno,” he said.
“It wouldn't be very comfortable,” said The Beard. “Think of living inside a lamp.”
“I just want to help people, I guess,” said Noah.
He looked at the floor. When he looked up again, The Beard had turned into Terrence.
“Hi again, Terrence,” said Noah, scratching his beard. “They told me you were dead.”
“That's funny,” said Terrence. “I know what I'd like to wish for now.”
“What's that?” asked Noah, surprised by how huge and bushy his own beard had become.
“I wish for a gun,” said Terrence.
“Done!” shouted Noah, clicking his fingers. A small pistol appeared in Terrence's hands.
“Excellent,” said Terrence, and shot himself in the head.
The body fell to the ground. Blood oozed from the open wound, all over Noah's paperwork.
The next thing Noah knew, there were hands on his shoulders, shaking him gently.
“Holy crap!” he shouted, sitting bolt upright and causing Lucy to recoil in fright.
“Noah!” she said, breathlessly. “Sorry! I was just trying to wake you up.”
“Oh, what the hell? I fell asleep again?”
“Yeah, I don't think anyone noticed though. Are you ready to go to lunch?”
Noah looked at her. “I don't really feel like food at the moment,” he said slowly. His mind was awash in a sea of strange, conflicting emotions. He blinked tightly and tried to regain his focus.
“Do you think I should shave my beard off?” he asked.
Lucy looked at him, puzzled. “Maybe,” she said.
“Then maybe I will,” said Noah, thumping his fists on his desk.
Lucy smiled and sat down on the edge of the desk. “What's wrong, Noah?” she asked gently.
Noah grimaced. “My client died today. I guess I'm kind of upset.”
“Do you know why I'm upset though? It upset me – it still upsets me – because now I don't know how long it's going to be before the lamp is moved. I could be stuck doing paperwork for months.”
“Oh, I'm sure they'll retrieve the lamp if no-one finds it soon,” said Lucy.
“Probably,” agreed Noah. “But that's still not the point. Why don't I care that the man died?”
Lucy hesitated, then reached out and took hold of Noah's hand.
“He wasn't your friend,” she said. “He was just a client.”
“I could have saved him though. He could have wished for a healthy heart. He could have wished to become immortal!”
“But he didn't.”
Noah smiled without mirth.
“No, he died on me instead,” he said softly, exhaling deeply. “What's the point in being a genie if I'm not any use to anyone?”
Lucy squeezed his hand tightly between hers.
“Don't you mean 'Wish Architect'?” she asked.
That night, Noah decided not to return to his flat. Instead, he spent the evening inside his lamp, his body pressed up against the cool metal, his mind drifting in perfect solitude. In the dead of night, he ignored all protocol and appeared, unsummoned, from his lamp. Emerging in Terrence's house, he wandered around in search of a cup of tea.
“Moab!” boomed the voice of his boss, accosting Noah by the photocopier.
“Hello, sir,” said Noah, shaking the older man's hand. To his consternation, his boss also seemed to be growing a beard.
“Moses, my boy, sorry to hear about your client and all, but I believe this leaves you with some extra time on your hands?”
“Well sir, I actually have a lot of paperwork that I need to --”
“Excellent!” said his boss. “We have a young girl from a local school who would like to interview a Wish Architect. I thought you'd be an excellent subject for her. She's waiting in reception.”
“Ah yes, well... ok, sir. What's the name of the school?”
“Let me see now. No, can't remember for the life of me. I think it contains the word 'school'.”
“I see, sir.”
“Well, keep up the good work, Jose.”
Noah fought the urge to grind his teeth. He could feel another headache coming on.
“Thank you for your time, Mr. Archer,” said the girl, taking the seat that Noah had offered her. He sat down behind his desk and smiled at her. She was small and wide-eyed, with long, blonde pigtails.
“That's no problem,” Noah told her. “Sorry my cubicle isn't very big.”
“That's ok, Mr. Archer.”
“Please, call me Noah. And what's your name?”
“I'm Jenny, Mr. Archer,” said the girl.
Noah laughed. “What can I do for you, Jenny?”
The girl glanced down at her notepad.
“What's the difference between a genie and a Wish Architect?” she asked.
Noah thought for a while. “Well, Jenny, I guess they're kind of the same thing, but most of us like being called Wish Architects, because if you say genie, people think of the wrong sort of thing.”
“Well, they expect us to live in our lamps, for a start,” Noah said. “Which we usually don't. And they think of us as prisoners, which we find very insulting, because it's our job. They also expect us to wear turbans all the time.”
“But you do!” said the little girl.
“Indeed,” said Noah, biting his lower lip. “Believe me, that wasn't my decision. But not all companies require their employees to wear the full genie costume. Many Wish Architects get to dress in suits.”
“Is it a good job?” asked the girl.
“Well,” said Noah, “I guess so, as long as you don't suffer from claustrophobia. You get to help other people. But it's not rich and it's not glamorous, so don't make that mistake. I live in a very small flat all by myself. Also, you have to be permanently on-call when you have a client and they really don't tell you about all the paperwork before you sign up.”
He watched as the girl hurriedly wrote in her notepad. After some time, she looked back up at him.
“Why did you want to become a Wish Architect, Mr. Archer?”
“I remember my teacher asking me that,” said Noah slowly. “This was a long time ago. We were alone in his classroom and he asked me why I wanted to become a genie.”
“And what did you say?”
Noah hesitated, then forced a laugh. “I said I didn't know.”
The girl giggled. “Who was your first person?” she asked.
“You mean my first client?”
The girl nodded.
“It was someone called Jerry Goodman,” began Noah, staring intently at his desk as he remembered. “He wished for his life to be perfect. I said that his wish wasn't precise enough but he told me to improvise. I was young and eager to help, so I did – even though you're not supposed to grant wishes unless you're crystal clear on the details. You have to fill out forms afterwards, you see.”
“Oh, I gave him everything. Perfect health, a ridiculous amount of money, a great...”
“A great what, Mr. Archer?”
Noah lowered his voice. “Um, a great sex life? Do you know what that means?”
“Yes, of course, Mr. Archer. I'm not eight.”
“Of course not. Well anyway, I gave him a great sex life, made him famous. Everything.”
“And was he happy?”
Noah scratched his beard. “No, Jenny. I don't think he was ever happy.”
“Do people often wish for a great sex life, Mr. Archer?”
“Um, we should probably talk about something else,” said Noah.
They talked for a while about something else. Occasionally Noah would wait patiently while Jenny returned to furiously scribbling in her notepad. Eventually she closed it and stretched out her hand. Noah shook it, smiling.
“Thank you for your time, Mr. Archer,” she said again.
“You're very welcome,” Noah replied. “Are you thinking of becoming a Wish Architect?”
She shrugged. “Maybe.”
“How old did you say you were?” he asked, as Jenny stood up to leave.
The girl smiled at him. “I'm nine,” she said.
After Jenny had left, Noah spent a long time staring at the cubicle walls. It dawned on him that it wasn't much different from being inside a lamp.
“It wouldn't be very comfortable,” said The Beard. “Think of living inside a lamp.”
“I just want to help people, I guess,” said Noah. He looked at the floor. “You know, I want to make people happy.”
“But would you be happy, Noah?”
Noah shrugged. The Beard stroked its unruly mane.
“Noah, being in a lamp would be like being in a womb. You know what a womb is?”
“Yes, sir,” said Noah. “But don't babies like being in the womb?”
“For a time,” agreed The Beard. “But eventually they have to face life outside. They can't stay in their womb forever. It's not an escape.”
“What would it be an escape from?” asked Noah, but The Beard had turned into Terrence, and he was forced to run from the blood.
“How's your case going?” asked Noah, when he met Lucy in the lobby on his way home.
“I convinced her to wish for all her cats to live as long as her,” Lucy said, rolling her eyes. “I call that progress.” She pulled her fingers through her long, flowing hair. “Two more wishes and maybe I'll get someone interesting next time. My back is seriously hurting though. I swear they've changed the dimensions of my lamp.”
The two of them walked through the large, revolving doors, out of the building, and onto the street.
“Did I ever tell you about Jerry Goodman?” asked Noah, as he dodged a large pedestrian.
“I don't think so.”
“He was my first client. His very first wish – my very first wish – he asked for perfection.”
“What happened?” asked Lucy, her fingers brushing lightly against Noah's arm as the two of them walked slowly down the street.
“I tried to give it to him. I really did. I gave him everything I thought he wanted.”
“And he shot himself in the head with a pistol.”
Lucy gazed at him silently, as if unsure what to say.
“It's something that humans never seem to learn,” she began softly, watching him carefully. “That happiness isn't a set of external conditions. It isn't something you can find outside of yourself.”
Noah turned to her, his face suddenly etched in frustration. “Then what's the point of my job?” he asked, his voice barely audible amidst the city's rush hour.
They had stopped in the middle of the street, only vaguely aware of the stream of people flowing past them. Noah clenched his fists tightly together.
“I can't make them happy,” he whispered, a note of desperation in his voice. “I can't work out what they need.”
Evening was falling on the city skyline as Lucy hugged him silently. He leaned against her, his eyes stinging, and tried to blink away the tears.
Noah awoke, disoriented, in the middle of the night. He rubbed his eyes sleepily and rolled over so he could see his bedside table. His mug of unfinished tea sat idly by the glowing alarm clock. His first panicked thought was that it was one in the afternoon and he had horribly overslept. Shortly, he calmed down, collecting his thoughts in the eerie stillness that was only noticeable at night. It was bitterly dark and clearly very early in the morning. He rolled over again, confused, and closed his eyes. On the verge of falling asleep, a horrible thought occurred to him. His eyes snapped open and he sat bolt upright, listening intently. The eerie stillness was not quite as still as he had imagined. At the very edge of his hearing was a quiet, persistent vibration. He leaped out of bed and scrambled for his backpack. Inside, his pager was flashing silently.
“Oh, shit!” he said, out loud.
He flicked on the light switch and dived frantically for his wardrobe, squinting through the haze of sudden brightness. His foot smashed itself into the side of his bed, and, swearing furiously, he hopped around the room, trying despairingly to pull on his satin trousers. Smoke would continue to billow from his lamp for a good five minutes – hopefully keeping his new client in a state of general bewilderment – but if it cleared and he had failed to appear, the consequences would be dire. He took a deep breath and tried to gather his thoughts. He had not expected this at all. How on earth did anyone find my lamp so quickly? he wondered, as he vanished in a cloud of smoke.
He appeared, half-naked, floating under a starry sky. He scrambled to pull on his shirt and turban, acutely aware that he was far from the image of Arabic mystique that his company was trying to cultivate. Peering out from the dissipating clouds, he realised he was, once more, in a garden, with a woman kneeling on the icy ground.
“Good morning, Mistress!” he cried, throwing his hands into the air elaborately. “I have come to grant you three wish --”
He faltered, suddenly overwhelmed by the growing feeling of déjà-vu. He was back in Terrence's garden, in an almost identical position to his previous appearance. The woman in front of him was now rubbing her eyes and staggering to her feet, just as Terrence had done. As he stared at her in confusion, his eyes became accustomed to the gloomy conditions and he knew, instantly, that he must be dreaming. Awkwardly, Lucy returned his stare.
“Um, Lucy?” was all Noah could say as he waited to wake up.
She smiled wanly at him. “Hi, Noah. Do you want to come down?”
He floated slowly to the ground. “I'm dreaming, right?”
“I'm afraid not. I'm really sorry, but you seemed so upset earlier, I wanted to help you.”
Noah continued to stare at her so she continued.
“I couldn't sleep so I came to your client's house to rescue your lamp. I was just going to move it somewhere more useful, you know, so you could find a new client more quickly.” She gave a short, humourless laugh. “I didn't mean for you to find one this quickly though.”
“Why did you --”
“It was an accident! I fell over. Look at all the ice trapped in this crazy paving! No wonder your client died!”
“Terrence,” said Noah quietly. “His name was Terrence.”
Lucy nodded her head. “No wonder Terrence died,” she repeated. “Anyway, I must have accidentally rubbed your lamp when I fell. I'm really sorry.”
Noah looked at the house, tucked away in the darkness. Beyond it, a brooding cluster of trees surveyed him carefully and, on the horizon, the silhouettes of countless buildings rose out of the void, reaching for the pale night sky. When he spoke, his breath, like his lamp, formed clouds in the freezing air.
“As I was saying...” he began, clearing his voice. “Good morning, Mistress! I have come to grant you three wishes! Terms and Conditions apply!”
Lucy laughed. “Shut up, Noah,” she said.
“I'm serious, Lucy,” Noah said, walking towards her. “If you consult the regulations, you'll find that you are, in fact, my new mistress, whether you meant to rub the lamp or not.”
“Don't be ridiculous,” said Lucy. “Genies aren't allowed their own genies. You know that.”
“I'm not a genie,” said Noah shortly. “I'm a Wish Architect.”
“They're the same thing!” said Lucy tiredly. “Look, Noah. I'm really sorry but I'm also very cold and very tired. We both just need to go back to bed.”
Noah ignored her and floated back into the air. “What is your first wish, mistress?” he asked, raising his arms.
“What is your first wish, mistress?” he repeated stubbornly.
“Noah, just shut up!” Lucy replied forcefully.
Noah glared at her. “What do you want?” he shouted. His voice reverberated through the night, shattering the crystal silence. In the distance, a dog began to bark.
Lucy stared at him, as angry as Noah had ever seen her.
“What do you want, Noah?” she shouted back.
Noah stared at her, startled by the question. He took a deep breath. “I want people to start using me properly! I want people to stop wasting their lives wishing for crap! I want people to - ”
“Noah!” shouted Lucy, cutting him off. “What do you want?”
Noah returned to standing in the snow. When Lucy spoke again, her voice was gentle.
“Do you remember yesterday?” she asked. “What I said, about happiness? I was saying it to you! It's not that you can't make other people happy. You can't make yourself happy! For once in your life, Noah, think about it. What do you want?”
The air was still bitterly cold and yet, somehow, Noah felt warm. In the distance, the dog continued to bark, but its growls were lost amidst his thoughts. The sky was beautiful, completely cloudless, devoid of the smoke that would pour from his lamp. It was wonderfully, perfectly clear.
Noah half-closed his eyes as the clouds lifted from his mind. He looked at Lucy with sudden clarity.
Lucy smiled at him. “What do you want, Noah?” she asked.
He looked at her in wonderment. “You know the genie in Aladdin?” he laughed, throwing his turban on the ground. “I want what he wanted. I want to quit my job.”
Lucy giggled. “You always did love that film,” she said.
In the middle of winter, in the depths of the night, Noah Archer stood, surrounded by snow, wearing nothing but satin pyjamas.
“Thank you,” he said simply.
The girl he loved smiled at him. “So what now?” she asked. “Is that all? Can I go home?”
“Not quite,” said Noah.
He pulled her close and kissed her. Her lips were warm as she kissed him back.
The turban, already forgotten, was carried down the street by the wind.